EggsMyBeloved

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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natalieironside

I'm always saying dictionary-ass bullshit like "heretofore" and "by dint of" and I'm always so paranoid that it sounds like I'm being pretentious but I promise this is how I talk and I really am just a freak

soaringsearingphoenix

when i was a kid someone told me "hate is a strong word, you shouldn't say it" and i went gosh you're right, so i went and found a thesaurus and memorized all the synonyms for hate. and i was walking around middle school unironically saying that i "loathe" and "despise" and "revile" things

arborealgargoyle

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natalieironside

.... well I'll be damned

mentalhealthfadinglikemotherdust

Oh.