Why did I hear someone literally go “Coochie Woochie” as I walked in the hall 🧍♂️
Fandom: Who is the most neurodivergent and mentally ill person in the MPHFPC books?
Everyone: Enoch!
Me: …*Takes a deep breath* Literally all of them…
WILDERLORE FANS?!?!?! HELLO?!?!?! I’M HERE AND I NEED HELP RAISING THIS FANDOM!!!!
Am I the only one who honestly doesn’t ship any straight ships at all.. even if it’s a Canon one??? Especially not Coraline or Winnie with Wybie or Eggs, I don’t have any ships set in stone for them but I know it’s not gonna be M/F
I'm always saying dictionary-ass bullshit like "heretofore" and "by dint of" and I'm always so paranoid that it sounds like I'm being pretentious but I promise this is how I talk and I really am just a freak
when i was a kid someone told me "hate is a strong word, you shouldn't say it" and i went gosh you're right, so i went and found a thesaurus and memorized all the synonyms for hate. and i was walking around middle school unironically saying that i "loathe" and "despise" and "revile" things
.... well I'll be damned
Oh.
School😡🤬






